• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.

• Me: omfg send help I'm dying
• Them: what?!
• Me: i can't even omg
• Them: you can't even what?
• Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
• Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
• Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
• Them: .....what is that
• Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
• Them: ....riIiiiight
• Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
• Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
• Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
• Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
• Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
• Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
• Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
• Them: .....
• Me: literally dead omfg
• Them:
• Me: SOBBING
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL